Hello and Welcome
Hope to hear from you soon!
Steve Stanzak and Keith Turpin
Meet Our Family
I am not sharing this sundae
Hometown: Gary, IN
Personality: Outgoing, compassionate
Occupation: Managing scientists and engineers
Favorite Food: Thai coconut curry
Favorite Pastimes: Photography, woodworking
Fun Fact: I love my power tools
I'm on a sailboat!
Hometown: Waterloo, NY
Personality: Adventurous, honest, a bit obsessive
Occupation: Software developer
Favorite Foods: Ice cream and French fries (sometimes together)
Favorite Pastimes: Reading trashy fantasy and sci-fi novels
Fun Fact: I have a PhD in folklore
Nicknames: Z, Z-Man, Monster
Personality: Inquisitive, outgoing, adorably obnoxious
Occupation: Farting all day
Favorite Food: Cocoa Pebbles, sushi; not tomatoes
Favorite Pastime: Building legos, playing guitar in my underwear
Fun Fact: I am named after a Star Trek character
You woke me up for this?
Nicknames: Dinger, Ding-Dong
Personality: Shy, introverted, easily terrified
Occupation: Napping, avoiding loud preschoolers
Favorite Food: Tuna juice, fresh from the can
Favorite Pastime: Sleeping, sunbathing
Fun Fact: I only exist when directly observed
I am ferocious. Please love me.
Nicknames: Booty, Bootylicious, Booty-Butt
Personality: Affectionate, gentle
Occupation: Chasing moths, sitting on top of inappropriate objects
Favorite Food: Scavenged scraps from under Zefram's chair
Favorite Pastime: Watching leaves blow in the wind
Fun Fact: I am named after an ancient Celtic warrior queen
Room for One More
Age: Somewhere between -9 months and 0
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